Greybloke
16-01-2006, 02:09 PM
Saw this on another forum and thought it was quite funny-
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW 3 Series Forum
- - - Why do I keep getting pulled over? It ain't stolen. Innit?
VW Beetle Forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics).
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH.
MX5 forum
- - - Some !!!!! in a Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics).
Hilux Forum
- - - MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
BMW 7 Series Forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?
Rover 800 Forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at the bingo.
Range Rover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?
Delorean Forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Honda Accord Forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18-inch rims.
Toyota Yaris Forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA’s or AA's?
Ferrari Forum
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche Forum
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car privately?
Alfa Romeo Forum
- - - What’s involved in a cam belt change?
Mini Forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)
AC Cobra Forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 Forum
- - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Hummer Forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 10 dead, 24 hurt. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.
Fiat Forum
- - - Hello. Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX Forum
- - - I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you?
Mondeo Forum
- - - Mondeos are the best, prove me wrong!
Chevy Pick Up Forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of ma truck?
Supra Forum
- - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Volvo Forum
- - - What biker? I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, and I didn't mean to hit him.
Golf GTI Forum
- - - Do you feel bored at 125mph aswell??
BMW X5 Forum.
- - - 32'' Wheels delivered... Can't find tyres to put round them
Maserati Forum.
- - - I'll shoot the next person who asks which Vauxhall it is..
The Alfa 166 Forum:
- - - "What do you mean by residuals?"
Ford Probe/Cougar forum :
- - - Which phone-box are we having our next owners' meeting in?
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?
BMW 3 Series Forum
- - - Why do I keep getting pulled over? It ain't stolen. Innit?
VW Beetle Forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics).
Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH.
MX5 forum
- - - Some !!!!! in a Toyota Hilux just ran over my car (pics).
Hilux Forum
- - - MX5 stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
BMW 7 Series Forum
- - - Where to get a service on my Rolex?
Rover 800 Forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at the bingo.
Range Rover Forum
- - - Is the price of petrol going down anytime soon?
Delorean Forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.
Honda Accord Forum
- - - Mum is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18-inch rims.
Toyota Yaris Forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA’s or AA's?
Ferrari Forum
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.
Porsche Forum
- - - Tyre just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car privately?
Alfa Romeo Forum
- - - What’s involved in a cam belt change?
Mini Forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Sueing the movie company. (pics)
AC Cobra Forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get wee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 Forum
- - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Hummer Forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 10 dead, 24 hurt. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's £35 in petrol.
Fiat Forum
- - - Hello. Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX Forum
- - - I'm thinking blue and gold, how about you?
Mondeo Forum
- - - Mondeos are the best, prove me wrong!
Chevy Pick Up Forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of ma truck?
Supra Forum
- - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
Volvo Forum
- - - What biker? I never saw a biker, he just came from nowhere, and I didn't mean to hit him.
Golf GTI Forum
- - - Do you feel bored at 125mph aswell??
BMW X5 Forum.
- - - 32'' Wheels delivered... Can't find tyres to put round them
Maserati Forum.
- - - I'll shoot the next person who asks which Vauxhall it is..
The Alfa 166 Forum:
- - - "What do you mean by residuals?"
Ford Probe/Cougar forum :
- - - Which phone-box are we having our next owners' meeting in?